I didn't grow up with the original, yet I hate this reboot just as much as every fan of the original does. The characters are caricatures, the jokes are bland, the animation is tge equivalent of someone dangling their keys in front of a toddler and they frequently put out episodes just to bash any critic of their "master piece". The makers even admitted that they just want to make something stupid for kids, which is something I cannot respect on a fundamental level. BUT...

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Disgusting

How about you?

EDIT: "oh god teen titans go sucks" comments will be deleted, folks. We're not here for that. :|

When I was a little boy, I watch a lot of cartoon shows especially one from Cartoon Network like Dexter’s Laboratory, ORIGINAL Powerpuff Girls, Ed Edd n Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Samurai Jack, Codename: Kids Next Door, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, ORIGINAL Ben 10 and THE ORIGINAL Teen Titans.

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A Teen Titans Go! feature film is headed to the big screen on July 27, 2018

I don't know how I feel about this but maybe this Is good news maybe after the film they will be done with the show, maybe they will move onto better things because let's be honest this show Is killing Cartoon Network.

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One thing I do on Twitter from time to time is tweet out random nonsense in Starfire-speak, with the hashtag #ShitStarfireSays. I'm pretty much the only person who ever uses this hashtag (at least, since 2013 or so), so searching it on Twitter will mostly find a bunch of tweets from me.

Why do I do this? Boredom.

Below is a collection of all of my #ShitStarfireSays tweets, grouped by category.

Why am I posting this blog? To distract myself from the 100 degree heat.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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"The Night Begins To Shine" (B.E.R.)
"The Night Begins To Shine" (Dragon Mix)
"The Night Begins To Shine" (CeeLo Green)
"The Night Begins To Shine" (Puffy AmiYumi)
"Forever Mine" (B.E.R.)
"Rise Up" (B.E.R.)

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Featuring Khary Payton's incredible singing voice, a terribly catchy song, and Wonder Woman.

So I keep hearing rumors about a live action TV show of Teen Titans. I don’t know if the rumors are true though, since Teen Titans Go! is still on TV for some reason.

All I can say is, if the rumors are true, I just hope it’s good. It’s still bound to be better than TTG, but It had better not be another Smallville and have the characters never wear their costumes and only refer to each other by their real names instead of their superhero names.

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Hello, there everyone; it's me, Fireflower with yet another new announcement: for those who had been staying with me, I had been going on hiatus infrequently due to fighting battles at college, and by fighting, I mean struggling to keep my head above the water since the start of the new year like before; what's different is that I'm taking the semester off to recuperate like I had done last year except in the fall. So far it has been uplifting for me since I've managed to finish War Orphans'

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Look, you can like Teen Titans Go. I'm not gonna mock or insult you if you do. I personally don't like it. The reason is because I know it's a parody show, but it just does a poor job of being one and it only lands a few jokes and episodes. The writers know what their criticisms are, but they just refuse to improve. I want this show to better cause I know it can be better than just "below mediocre" IMO.

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